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Satan Satan Satan I made him out of clay 
  porcelain_angel
 
12:11pm 25/07/2008
 
mood: busy
Name: Crystal

Act your age: 24(just turned!)

Where do you live? DC area

WHY?!? because my dumbass husband is a Squid

Where would you rather live? NORFOLK, VA my HOME

What bands make you like them? Weezer. Coldplay(i am ashamed to admit this)

What do your hands smell like? white people

What's the best show you've been to/played? MSI. always a good show. i have seen them 3 times in 2 different states :)
Drugs? cocaine is my drug of choice but its been OH SO LONG since i had any :( I'm known to smoke a bit of weed when i go back home tho.

Why/Why not? i cannot explain it. Coke is my dreamlife awake. mmmmm

Have you ever touched your's or anyone else's excretions?yuck. yes.

How board are you? im not made of wood..if u meant b'o'r'e'd not really...my baby is screaming i need to go get him

Did you notice I spelled bored wrong? HAHAHAHA umm yeah!

What's your current eye color? a funky shade of brown

Do you have lucky anything? no

Any birthmarks? on my foot

What's your favorite body part? my fingers

Are you a vegan/vegetarian? hell no if i didnt eat meat id die

Do you own supercool sunglasses? i wear prescription glasses supercool sunglasses are impossible

When did you last shower/bathe? last night

What does your user name mean? i went through an angel phase in high school when i made this journal

What is your preference, blue or black ink? black

Who is your favorite cereal mascot? i dunno..but i love cinnamon toast crunch

Do you like Rod Stewart? not really

What are you views on...

Hipbones ©: i dont have any im chunky

Loove: i lost my love 5 years ago. Now im married and have a baby boy. Love is great if u catch it..dont settle like me.

Current Music: not into mainstream much

Abortion: pro choice but a little less after having my baby. im in between. sometimes it is ok but if ur a crack whore who doesnt know how to use a condom then u deserve to have the kid then put it up for adoption.

Gay Rights: i love gay people to death

Seperation of Church and State: they have always been separate why change?

President: ah god dont get me started...and our new choices arent much better!

Animals: i like cats. but i dont want one in my fucking house as i have a 10 month old.

Sex Ed.: a good class

Ambiguity: hmm.

Tight Pants: im a chunk butt it wouldnt be cute at all

Canadians: i ahve lots of canadians friends on facebook

Cat Ladies: wtf?

Feminism: Iim down with it to a certain extent. let the motherfucker open ur door ya bitch damn

Piercings: loveee them, i miss mine, when i got married i was forced to become a Normal. i had 7..grrrr

Communism: only marxism. the rest is a crock.

Pan and Pomosexuality: no idea wtf that even is

Ok...Scensters and Straightedgers: scensters need to be driven off a cliff into a fiery satan hell pit. straight edgers: if ur not FULL OF SHIT then im down with ur decision. i have known too many of the latter become firece drug addicts so yeah

O, and where did you find us, good sir? i was checking out someone's page and they had you up there and it looked interesting so there you are.
 
     

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  schoolnightrec
 
01:54am 10/09/2005
   
     

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Satan, satan, satan, I made him out of clay.. 
  _say_
 
08:23pm 11/05/2005
  Hey. I had to join because this community has an awesome name(=awesome people).  
     

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We wrote that song when I didn't hate her. 
  dreamsong22
 
11:29pm 30/03/2005
  I never did fill out this application myself.Collapse )  
     

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Satan, satan, satan-I made him out of clay...then wiped him off my shoe 
  gnora_gnosis
 
07:26pm 26/03/2005
 
mood: content
Is something broken? Does it need fixin'?Collapse )
 
     

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  dreamsong22
 
08:33pm 24/03/2005
  This place sucks cock!

Love,
Edward
 
     

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Satan, Satan, Satan-I made him out of clay. 
  mashed_potatoz
 
10:49pm 04/03/2005
 
mood: loved
Name: Carolyn

Act your age: 14

Where do you live? Duluth, MN

WHY?!? i dont know- probably cause my parents made me move to this freezer... it is growin on me tho, like a bad fungus... jk

Where would you rather live? nyc, london, italy, something interesting

What bands make you like them? red hot chili peppers, modest mouse, the cure, the used, motley crue, incubus, anything hip hop, rock, well... anything but christian and country

What do your hands smell like? right now, black raspberrys cause i just put lotion on

What's the best show you've been to/played? ummm... musically my friends old band one chance, or my other friends old band the flying mushrooms. so yea, one of those.

Drugs? yes'm, i've done some of em... not anything too interesting tho

Why/Why not? cause it looked fun. and it wasnt that big of a deal

Have you ever touched your's or anyone else's excretions? well, other than changing dipers, no

How board are you? very

Did you notice I spelled bored wrong? kind of, it didnt look right but i didnt really think about it till you mentioned it

What's your current eye color? at the moment blue, but they change to green sometimes

Do you have lucky anything? mmm... i dunno

Any birthmarks? yes, i have one little dot thing on my hip

What's your favorite body part? my boobs of course! jk, i dont really know.

Are you a vegan/vegetarian? no, used to be veggie for 3 years, but now i'm not

Do you own supercool sunglasses? yes i do

When did you last shower/bathe? about an hour ago

What does your user name mean? well, its an explanation of a very complicated feeling when in love that my friend came up with when he was drunk. good times.

What is your preference, blue or black ink? i like black, but blue is good too

Who is your favorite cereal mascot? snap cracle and pop

Do you like Rod Stewart? yes'm

What are you views on...

Hipbones ©: dont really have any

Loove: what about it?

Current Music: 2 of my friends talking to me and red hot chili peppers

Abortion: pro-choice, but not for birth control

Gay Rights: go you!

Seperation of Church and State: i'm all for it. very important

President: i hate him.

Animals:i love them, as far as their rights, i dont belive in testing but as food i'm okay w/ it- as long as its humane

Sex Ed.: i love it, but not when they just teach abstinance

Ambiguity: what about it?

Tight Pants: some people can pull it off, others cant

Canadians: i love em!

Cat Ladies: they can be cool...

Feminism: great- as long as it doesnt go over board

Piercings: they're awesome

Communism: good idea but i'm not sure how well it can work

Pan and Pomosexuality: it all works.

Ok...Scensters and Straightedgers: ditto

O, and where did you find us, good sir? i intrest searched vodka... yum. lol.
 
     

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Satan, Satan, Satan- I made him out of clay 
  kendybear
 
12:22pm 02/03/2005
 
mood: cheerful
Name: Kendal

Act your age: 20

Where do you live? Ashland, Oregon

WHY?!? I’ve been forced to reside here due to my education

Where would you rather live? I don’t know… Ashland is pretty chill

What bands make you like them? PINK FLOYD!!! Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Queen, The Doors, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, … all that good classic rock!

What do your hands smell like? Mustard… I just made a sandwhich

What's the best show you've been to/played? Nothing really… Well no… Im lying… at the time I liked them a lot… I went to an awesome Incubus concert once and Something Corporate was pretty good too… I think I used to like bad music…

Drugs? Sweet, sweet opiates… and mushrooms are pretty fun, too

Why/Why not? Cause they make you feel funny

Have you ever touched your's or anyone else's excretions? Ive cleaned up many things in my life… probably excretions of some kind

How board are you? I’m 100% human… 0% board

Did you notice I spelled bored wrong? Haha… yes!

What's your current eye color? Brownish… greenish… yellowish… could be hazel

Do you have lucky anything? nope

Any birthmarks? On my back

What's your favorite body part? Ear canal (internal acoustic meatus)

Are you a vegan/vegetarian? Nope… but my parents are and my whole life I had to eat only veggies at home… so I would chow down on meat once I was somewhere else

Do you own supercool sunglasses? No… I wish I did =(

When did you last shower/bathe? This morning

What does your user name mean? Its my name… Im lame

What is your preference, blue or black ink? Blue… not sure why

Who is your favorite cereal mascot? Cap’n Crunch… because “you and the captain make it happen”… Wait... what? What does that mean???

Do you like Rod Stewart? I don’t think so

What are you views on...

Hipbones ©: mine is bruised… but I like it… I'll keep it

Loove: awww

Current Music: I hate current music!

Abortion: do what you want

Gay Rights: people should be able love whoever they want

Seperation of Church and State: don’t force your opinions on people… let people do what they want

President: boo… thumbs down

Animals: I love all animals!!

Sex Ed.: sure… show kids how to put condoms on

Ambiguity: mysterious

Tight Pants: go for it

Canadians: eh? (haha... Im so cliche) Anyway... I love them! Im going to move there one day!

Cat Ladies: what?

Feminism: Its good to have equal rights for men and women but the women that take it too far are almost contradicting what they’re doing

Piercings: Love ‘em! I have 8!

Communism: If it would have gone the way Karl Marx envisioned…

Pan and Pomosexuality: hmmm?

Ok...Scensters and Straightedgers: do what you want… don’t force your opinions on people… blah… blah… blah

O, and where did you find us, good sir? I looked up Neil Young and you popped up
 
     

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Satan, Satan, Satan-I made him out of clay. 
  modesty_blaise
 
03:51pm 17/12/2004
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shamless promotion 
  keepitsurreal
 
12:02am 24/11/2004
 
mood: penis
HEY! join poorporvida (http://www.livejournal.com/community/poorporvida). I'm html-impaired, so I can't make those links, shutup.

It's basically just about stuff to do around the North Carolina area. And you can't be a robot to join, but somehow Emily Brink overrode that requirement.
 
     

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  ourbloodandhow
 
01:10am 17/11/2004
  THE APPLICATION!!Collapse )  
     

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Satan, Satan, Satan, I made him out of clay; 
  flyingisthmus
 
09:05pm 13/11/2004
 
mood: blah
(I decided to be creative with the end punctuation)
Name: FlyingIsthmus

Act your age:
no, I've been told I act like a toddler and a middle aged person. go figure

Where do you live?
Somewhere in the Vicinity of Nowhere

WHY?!?
Because I didn't reach the height requirement for everywhere else?

Where would you rather live?
Somewhere? hehe, Somewhere with Snow.

What bands make you like them?
Ones that aren't falsely angry or sad or 'seductive'

What do your hands smell like?
soap! for now...

What's the best show you've been to/played?
...i once was forced to dance to Thriller. People loved me.

Drugs?
Niet.

Why/Why not?
Never been offered/don't want to screw things up worse than they are now

Have you ever touched your's or anyone else's excretions?
excretions you say? why that is my very business! I look at peoples excretions and I say, "hmm, now that is a mighty fine excretion if i do say so myself."

How board are you?
I would not say I am very board seeing as that is a noun...

Did you notice I spelled bored wrong? immediately
I'm never bored, my head is too busy

What's your current eye color?
eh...gray?

Do you have lucky anything?
I have lucky appendages.

Any birthmarks?
no, but I've got a couple burnmarks

What's your favorite body part?
I can't pick...

Are you a vegan/vegetarian?
No, and I think it's pretty ridiculous to be one. that is unless your father was devoured by a bear whose father had been devoured by a man.
then I would not eat bear.
discontinue the cycle.

Do you own supercool sunglasses?
yes.

When did you last shower/bathe?
yesterday

What does your user name mean?
everything and nothing. I've never heard of it though.

What is your preference, blue or black ink?
Depends, if I'm writing on a paper with blue lines, black, if I'm writing on a paper with black ink, blue,

Who is your favorite cereal mascot?
hmmmmm, I rather despise them all...
probably Tony the Tiger for his sheer arrogance (arrogant bastard)
plus I've translated his song to French

Do you like Rod Stewart?
Don't know the fellow.

What are you views on...

Hipbones ©: beautiful

Loove: In Paris? oh, that's fine, never been there though

Current Music: I love what I'm listening to currently. hate what most people are listening to.

Abortion: a woman's right

Gay Rights: that gay people should have them.

Seperation of Church and State: is good, they didn't make a very good couple

President: "picking the president is picking the lesser of two evils" I think we probably did not pick the lesser

Animals: yum. hehehe, jk, animals are cool

Sex Ed.: isn't specific enough. they should teach more applicable info

Ambiguity: reguarding what? the very topic is ambiguous!
annoying

Tight Pants: annoying

Canadians: either much more or much less evil than people make them out to be

Cat Ladies: should shave

Feminism: yay women

Piercings: for the most part belong in ears

Communism: sounds good in theory

Pan and Pomosexuality: "the suffusion of all experience and conduct with erotic feeling"? well, sounds good I guess, if you have that kind of energy
or tenacity

Ok...Scensters and Straightedgers: eh?

O, and where did you find us, good sir? ...on a map on the back of the Constitution.
 
     

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  theamazingjim
 
05:58pm 18/10/2004
  RAH! SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING!!!

... or I stab you all with things I find in my freezer.
 
     

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Satan, Satan, Satan, I made him out of clay... 
  theamazingjim
 
12:24pm 04/09/2004
  Satan, Satan, Satan, in the dreidle he will stay... I'm not anti-semitic, I promise.

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not sure how to do tags yet, sorry.
 
     

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  _____underxcore
 
10:20pm 23/08/2004
  Hi, this is Bill (similar_to_me) I changed my user name. Right? Right. Thank you for your time.  
     

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satan satan satan, i made him out of clay! 
  _safetyscissors
 
02:09pm 21/08/2004
 
mood: calm
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Satan, Satan, Satan-I made him out of clay! 
  naineh
 
11:49pm 08/08/2004
  don't let the name fool you. i really am a girl.Collapse )  
     

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  sanguinethinker
 
06:37pm 02/08/2004
 

Ever since I applied for Emily's spermy community, I had been thinking about my stand on abortion. [remember how it asked for your view on abortion, etc?] Well, I use to be undecided.  But no longer am.  After considering both sides of the great abortion debate, I have come to the conclusion that I'm anti-abortion.  I mean, I still can see why there are so many pro-choice people in the world.  It may seem like thse answer at times. [ie: if you were to have been raped or a victim of incest]... but in the end, abortion really is murder.

And here's some icky pictures.  They may be considered disturbing...but they are also entirely true.

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Satan, Satan, I made him out of clay. His surname is Janice. :) 
  pinkfontgirl
 
01:31am 01/08/2004
 
mood: tired
THE APPLICATION!!

Name: Laura :)

Act your age: oh god no...that means i'd have to be uptight like my boyfriends friends...

Where do you live? tampa fl, part of the penis of the US...(well-hung though, if i do say so myself..)

WHY?!? for some reason men keep me here...

Where would you rather live? hmmm...Ocean Avenue? (*giggle*)

What bands make you like them? Yellowcard, Matchbox 20, Evanescence, Lostprophets, lotsa country, lotsa pop-crap :)

What do your hands smell like? dirt...organic dirt though...

What's the best show you've been to/played? hmmm...Machine Head??

Drugs? nopes :) i'm naturally this goofy :)

Why/Why not? cuz everyone else is doin it :P

Have you ever touched your's or anyone else's excretions? lol...yes....um....*is now disturbed*...

How board are you? flat and green?

Did you notice I spelled bored wrong? mmhmm :) did you notice my reference to a chalkboard?

What's your current eye color? brown, cuz my dad says i'm fulla shit :)

Do you have lucky anything? apparantly not...and if i do, it doesnt work very well..

Any birthmarks? hehe...funnily enough, i have a light brown one right above my ass-crack...i swear its a birthmark!! scrubbing doesnt work!!

What's your favorite body part? i think the small of the back...lol...*shrugs and has no idea*...i like feet though..

Are you a vegan/vegetarian? nopes :)

Do you own supercool sunglasses? nah, i prefer to be one of those morons that just uses their hands to block the sun..

When did you last shower/bathe? this morning :)

What does your user name mean? when i started on LJ, i didnt have an invite code, so to post in my friends journals, i always used pink font (the only html i ever learned) so they'd know it was me :)

What is your preference, blue or black ink? pink :)

Who is your favorite cereal mascot? Spongebob has his own cereal now, so i choo-choo-choose him :)

Do you like Rod Stewart? erm, no.

What are you views on...

Hipbones ©: hipbones? as in those things seen on anorexic skankyskinny chicks? eh. they ARE kinda sexy on guys though..

Loove: the 2 o's have me confused, but i think love sucks more than its good :P

Current Music: Yellowcard - Way Away (acoustic), followed by Broken by Seether ft. Amy Lee (is it bad that i'm 22 and thats whats on my playlist??)

Abortion: oh dear, i'm not gettin into that..

Gay Rights: go for it if it floats your boat..

Seperation of Church and State: *shrugs* i used to be religious, so i'm not sure where i stand on this one..

President: i dont vote so i cant bitch :)

Animals: they rock!! :) i have a tarantula and a doggie and a snakie :) (the last 2 are my boyfriends, but i'm getting em in the custody battle :P hehe)

Sex Ed.: hehe..i didnt get to take more than like, 1 class of it...but Cosmo is amazing :P

Ambiguity: um...like, sexual ambiguity, or like, word/sentance ambiguity? or is this an ironic trick question..?

Tight Pants: haha...Wranglers are only allowed if you're into country...if you're just some dude that doesnt know how to dress, then, um, no.

Canadians: i dont have much to say aboot them.

Cat Ladies: this chick i used to work with is gonna end up being one. heh.

Feminism: okay, sure.

Piercings: mmmmmm....my lil 14g's cry out for attention (and 12g spiked barbells!!)

Communism: uh...no thanks.

Pan and Pomosexuality: er...people are scared of that which they do not know about...*is scared*

Ok...Scensters and Straightedgers: heh, i could be straightedge except for the fact that i swear and engage in pre-marital sex, but other than that, i'm sXe all the way!! (hehe..)

O, and where did you find us, good sir? 42nd_paradigm's LJ...hope she doesnt think i'm weird and stalkery..</font>
 
     

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Satan, Satan, Satan, i made him out of clay.... 
  _sugarkisses
 
05:20pm 30/07/2004
  pointless? maybe. fun? hell yes.Collapse )  
     

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